Billy

[Dave]

[mudeevee]

Spot on!

[G-Bru]

Hahahahahahahahahahshahaha!

Yeah but we all love the old twat nevertheless!

G

[farmerdave]

Damn right

[Billy]

Thats one good lookin fella in that picture, is it a film star or a male model........................Oh My God no...........Its ME...........................

[Billy]

Not too sure about the Twatt sign David, you cheeky boy. I`ll smack your bottom next time I see you, Oh no, last time I did that you really liked it..............................( Do you remember, when we shared the room in Devon)

[G-Bru]

Thats one good lookin fella in that picture, is it a film star or a male model........................Oh My God no...........Its ME...........................

Who are you kidding.... thats a face for radio!!!

G

[farmerdave]

Or a brown paper bag at the very least!

[Billy]

You Boys can be so unkind sometimes, you are supposed to be nice to old people. Not one of you have been round to make sure I am warm enough on these cold winter nights or bought me food parcels or Whisky. This is supposed to be a Fellowship, yet all I am stuck with is a bunch of p##s taking wa##ers...................

[Stewie]

Not one of you have been round to make sure I am warm enough on these cold winter nights ...............

If the Heating and the Lights have gone out, it normally means THE PUB'S SHUT.........

[Dave]

Not too sure about the Twatt sign David, you cheeky boy. I`ll smack your bottom next time I see you, Oh no, last time I did that you really liked it..............................( Do you remember, when we shared the room in Devon)

I remember both mornings being woken up from accross the room by something you can only expect to hear from the aged, decrepit guts of an old man such as yourself, a LOUD and prolonged fart! Im not sure you were even awake at this point!