And yes, I appreciate many of you will think this is also big and heavy! I've joined the TRF as I thought it was about time I also learnt to ride in mud and on wet chalk... Please be patient with me whilst I tiptoe through the dirty bits.

I'm doing a Patsy Quick level 2 course this coming Friday and Saturday (keen, aren't I?) so that I can drop their bike rather than mine. So in theory I should be ready to rock and roll by Sunday.

Tim