New rules for rides...?

[mudeevee]

What with the food standards agency adding various new legislation around horse meat, I wondered if, when on a ride, we should stop and turn engines off when we come across a Findus reseller or Tesco's?

[GDAS]

dropped into my local Tesco cafe at lunchtime, ordered a burger, the lady behind the counter said 'do you want anything on that?', I said 'yes, I'll have £5 each way please'

[mudeevee]

Go careful at Tesco's checkouts.

Apparently they have found traces of Zebra in the bar codes

[19col58]

My Mrs bought me a Tesco steak. when she asked me how I wanted it cooked I said "Good to firm"

[gavinskii]

I went to the Doctors suffering with a bad case of indigestion.

He told me I should watch what I eat, so I'm off to Sandown Park next week.