Luke doesn't type! He has people to do that for him!
I think I have to self-report as an injury
It goes like this:
Cold night, greasy road surface, coaches and vans using road so probably diesel spills, just setting off so very cold tyres, forgot to put engine setting on Rain Mode, ignored frost sign illuminated on clock, set off, twisted throttle felt bike rear end slip to right, tried to bring back in line, bit of fishtail, me and bike went down heavily, hit the ground with right knee as first point of impact plus weight of bike, then shoulder and head hit the ground.
Hit kill switch. Sat up, checked all limbs still attached and only right knee screaming at me. Pulled right leg out from under bike, took off bag and helmet, picked up bike. Got used to pain then checked bike over.
Damage: Broken front right peg, broken rear brake lever, broken indicator glass, broken air deflector, then I saw a bit of water in road, radiator side guard bent and seemed to have twisted it's bolt from radiator. 5 mile journey home.
So, start again, some water still in system and, on cold night, air cooled bike but only a problem when stopped at 2 sets of traffic lights when water leaking rapidly from radiator. Got home engine temp still on normal 3 bars. Phew!
Damage repair estimate £700
Injury list: X-ray shows no immediately obvious sign of fracture. Possible ligament damage but can't tell for definite until the swelling goes down. Patella probably not actually fractured. Probably just a severe patellar bursitis.
Leg now in an adjustable splint to prevent lateral movement. Ruptured calf muscle. Bruised hip. Wrenched right shoulder and one sprained finger joint.
Fracture clinic next week to check once swelling has subsided.
Crash helmet destined for dustbin.
Ski trip over New Year not now a realistic prospect. Football out of the question for a few weeks.
All of that could have been avoided if I'd put my brain in gear before I put the bike in gear!
I hate being unable to ride. Might have to buy another bike with a more gentle knee angle to see me through this dark period!
NJ