Special Dave needs a Girlfriend

[Billy]

Noticed lately he is rambling and talking rubbish (even more than usual), does anyone know any women who are really desperate that might take him on. He did have a girlfriend for a while and he was fairly normal for a while, but true love fizzled out and he`s gone back to his bad old ways, so come on fellas anyone got a sister or auntie who will sort the boy out,we can probably pay her out of club funds now the run fee has gone up................

[Dominic]

Maybe we should start small and build our way up to a real girl? What about starting with a small dog?

[Billy]

..................Sorry just had to break off there while the nurse gave me my weekly flannel down.............as I was saying, I feel a little bit responsible for Dave as his problems seemed to start when `my friend` Strongbow put` Special Daves` crash helmet in the rubbish bin at Newlands and since then Dave has had rubbish going round in his head. So come on fellas in the true sense of `Fellowship`lets rally round and help a member in need.

[Billy]

Maybe we should start small and build our way up to a real girl? What about starting with a small dog?

To be fair would you trust Dave with a small dog..............

[G-Bru]

She shooor has a purty mouf.....

G.

[Fleegle]

She shooor has a purty mouf.....

G.

There's a 2nd hand one on ebay that will do him. Owners getting rid because her nose keeps running

[Dave]

Thank you so much for the support. Almost as much support as Billy is gonna need after I bust his kneecaps.

[Billy]

No need to be like that, just looking out for you as a good friend should.....................

[KirkWilling]

Would Dave be able to use the club funds to pay his ongoing DEBT to me ??
also I know someone who has gone to Bangkok , I can see if he can bring back a lady boy for Dave then he can have the best of both worlds , Manly Hugs which I no he misses from Billy ...